Monday, May 30, 2011

Mental Monday's


Welcome to my weekly blog instalment called Mental Monday's. A day for me to bitch about something without putting it into my regular posts. You are warned. These posts I don't hold back, and sometimes involves a lot of swearing.

This week I have decided to put totally random shit that bother the hell out of me.....feel free to add any bitches of yours into the comment section!!!

1. What is with all the storms that we are having lately??? Can we please just have 1 full day of sun without it being ruined by a Thunderstorm/Tornado warning? I mean Judgement Day has come and gone, so what gives?

Ambassador Bridge - Windsor, Ontario Canada

2. People thinking Khloe Kardashian is fat.....I mean really?????....I think she looks amazing.....


3.  Justin Bieber...I don't believe I need to elaborate on this....



4. The movie "Something Borrowed". I read the book and it was awesome. I loved it, then hated it, then loved it again. Why did they have to go and ruin it by making it into a movie? This always happens, with the exception of Harry Potter. I loved all the movies, and still watch them over & over.


5. Yogurt. I am trying my best, and I force myself to eat it because it's healthy. I eat it, then I make this face like BLECH (if you can picture that) I don't know if it's a texture thing or what. I have tried with fruit, without fruit, added granola, you name it I have tried it.....if you have any suggestions they would be greatly appreciated.




6. Bananas. Why do they have to be so over powering? I will eat a banana but that's it. Anything with banana in it...gross. For example you get a strawberry smoothie, and they ask if you want to add banana. When I drink it all I can taste is banana....same thing with banana splits....it totally ruins all the ice cream.
To continue with this bitch I want to add the "Banana Bunker". WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?. It looks like one of my dildo's.....they were wayyyyy off when they came up with this to protect your bananas. WHY IS IT RIBBED????


7. Not having a "Whole Foods" or a "Trader Joe's" or any store like this nearby, or even in the same country. If I want to go to either of these stores for my "healthy eating" lifestyle, I have to pay $8 in toll to drive to the United States (Detroit). Super Frustrating.


8. Bikini Jeans. WHAT THE FUCK??? If I seen anyone in person wearing these I probably would slap the shit out of them. It's bad enough when I see women that have their g-strings coming out of their jeans, but this is ridiculous....



9. Kim Kardashian's Engagement Ring. It is a 20.5 Carat diamond valued at 2 million dollars. I don't even have words to express what I am feeling. ARE YOU NUTS????....any nutcase is just waiting for a chance to jump out of a dark alley to cut your finger off. Did it really need to be that big?


10. In between sizes. Right now I am stuck in the 18-20 area. Why can't I get a size 19 pant? Yeah in a imaginary world that would be perfect. The 20's make me look like I'm carrying a load in my pants, and the 18's look like they shrunk in the wash. I can't win. 

8 comments:

  1. I love your post! And you are exactly right about bananas and yogurt. It takes everything in me to get down a yogurt, and I only eat it because it's a healthy snack and good for you. Eck.

    On another note, I look forward to following you on your journey. Keep up the great work!

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  2. Wow, so many things that mutually bug us!

    #5 - I like Greek yogurt - it's thick and not runny. If you don't like it, though, I say who needs it - yogurt isn't actually all that healthy, there's a lot of sugar even in light varieties. So many better breakfasts that won't make you "blech"! :)

    #6 - Wow. Just ... wow. I can't imagine needing that in the first place, let alone why it's ribbed. Maybe to sell more because people would only buy it as a gag gift?

    #8 - Those are repulsive.

    #10 - I feel ya! The in-between times are so awkward, I always feel so dumpy in the baggy ones but won't wear the smaller ones until the muffin top situation is under control.

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  3. hahahahahaha I need to comment on the banana dildo - when I saw the picture I thought it was a dildo, then I read that you wrote that. So funny! Such a bad looking product!

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  4. This is hilarious--I'd never seen the "banana bunker" or the "bikini jeans" before. WTF is wrong with people?!
    As far as the yogurt... have you tried GREEK yogurt?! (lol, j/k... referring to my blog about yogurt!)

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  5. I totally agree about "Something Borrowed" - the movie was miserable...LOVED the book, but the chemistry between the characters in the movie was awkward...and what's up with Ethan living in NYC and not London???? :( Stumbled across your blog via Snack Girl...looking forward to following you on your journey!

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  6. Every week you make me laugh. I am with you on all of these Khloe Kardashian is gorgeous. I swear to the heavens if I looked like that and someone even implied I was fat I would..... well you know. That banana thing is hilariously nasty. If I saw that in the store I would hope my daughter didn't see it. Yogurt....if you don't like it....don't eat it!

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  7. Ok, where do I begin?

    1. Khloe looks fantastic. And clearly she hasn't bought herself a new body & face like her big sis Kim. I think she's the only one in the family without implants!

    2. That banana case is pornographic and unecessary.

    3. Those jeans are disgraceful. Get this -- I saw the male version the other day. A pair of skinny jeans with boxers sewn on the top. I literally groaned when the kid who was wearing them walked past me.

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  8. Bonnie, Lol Love your post!

    I'm so agreeing with you about Khloe. She's always been my favorite anyway. She looks beautiful.

    Also, I was SOOOOO disappointed with Something Borrowed. The chemistry between the two mains was horrible and Ethan was the clear winner. I was highly bored with the outcome.

    That banana case is ridiculous! LOL I couldn't in good faith carry around my bananas in that without knowing that everyone around me would be thinking that it has dual purposes for me. Let's be serious!

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