Monday, June 20, 2011

Mental Monday's


Welcome to my weekly blog installment called Mental Monday's. A day for me to bitch about something without putting it into my regular posts. You are warned. These posts I don't hold back, and sometimes involves a lot of swearing.

.....feel free to add any bitches of yours into the comment section!!!

This week I have decided to do a Human Bodies theme......

1. Artificial Meat made from Human Excrement: You know what excrement is right? Excrement = SHIT. That's right readers meat made from shit. I cannot even believe someone is trying this. 
A Japanese researcher says his country has more sewage mud than they can handle, so he came up with a turd burger. He discovered sewage mud contains a great deal of protein so he began developing a process of extracting that protein and turning it into a meat substitute. GROSS.....what a way to cut down on the grocery bill.....

Low on meat?....just go take a shit.
2. Human Apes: Please tells me why would you do this to yourself? Do you think you look good? How is a woman supposed to make love to you when you look like this? This is completely disgusting, and probably not healthy. Your body isn't supposed to look like this, your lucky if your muscles don't blow up. Your an idiot.


3. Piercing Necklace: I don't even know what to say, but what I do know is if I WAS going to do this, you better believe it would be with diamonds. Try giving this guy a hickey.....


4. Subdermal Implants: All I can say is OMG. These are horrifying, and painful looking. I am all about tattoo's & piercings in moderation, but putting giant pieces of metal under your skin? OK I'm not gonna lie, I seen a star one that was kinda cute, but brass knuckles? on the chest of a woman? This one thinks she's a classy bitch, but she has nooooo idea.


5. Facebook Friends Tattoo: So this girl decides to get 152 of her closest friends pics that are on Facebook tattooed all over her arm. What happens when their profile pics change? Or even worse when they stop being friends? Does she not realize that this is forever? Who the hell in their right mind would do something so stupid......I vote this as "Dumbest Tattoo of the Year"


6. Breast feeding Animals: I still can't get over this pic, no matter how hard I try. I find it disturbing. Why would the thought even cross your mind to do this? Oh look Bambi must be hungry, here let me whip out my tit and give it some milk....are you kidding me?


7. Nail Lady: Please tell me how this woman cooks, cleans, how about wipes her ass??? Why would this even be something you would want to achieve. God forbid if she gets mad and starts pointing a finger at you, she'd poke your damn eye out. I also want to know how she teases her hair so much...the 70's called they want their hair back....this is not a hair bump to be proud of, and hellooooo tan much???


8. Jocelyn Wildenstein: This woman is 71 years old. In an attempt to stay young she has spent over 4 million dollars on plastic surgery. HOLY FUCK she is scary looking. This is one chick that fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. I don't care how much money she has, no doctor should have ever done this. They should have their medical license taken away. I would sue just to get my money back......even Joan River's looks better, and she's no prize.


9. Scarification Tattoos: I can't even imagine the pain you must go through to get this done. I have a tattoo, and that was done with needles, but to have a layer of your skin removed to produce a picture or design of some kind???? WOW you really are a FREAK to the 3rd degree. At least with an ink tattoo you have the option of removal....


10. Elf Ears: Do we live in a fantasy world? Are these people on drugs? Why the fuck would you do this to yourself??? This isn't World of Warcraft people, get real.....I think people get too obsessed with something and take it wayyyyy to far. Not cute at all, I don't care what anyone says.....You are not the illegitimate child of Mr. Spock


Happy Monday Everyone!!!! I hope I left you speechless as to what people are doing with their bodies in this world. Crazy huh???

15 comments:

  1. JESUS CHRIST I just died a little bit looking at these pictures. I will read the actual post in the morning. I am going to have nightmares. Especially of that meaty arm. Shit man. Bx

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  2. That is one of the most disgusting things I have seen in my life. I was just telling my dad that gauging your ears and tongue piercing have to be the worst things you can do to your body by choice. Thanks for proving me wrong......NASTY!!!! and don't even get me started on the first one. I would rather personally nurse a baby elephant than eat a shit burger!

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  3. the nails one? i almost barfed.

    i am covered in tattoos and have several piercings, and even i can give a big WTF to the whole brass knuckles and scarification thing.

    LOVE this post! let it all out, girl! xo

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  4. Disturbing! Makes me feel really bland and borning, I think I'll stick with that. Crazy stuff.

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  5. 1 & 6 made me throw up in my mouth. Seriously-wth did we do before internet. Excuse me while I go shower with bleach.

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  6. Holy bat shit crazy! I am going to pretend - for my own sanity - that everything in this post is fake. WOW!!! How do you find this stuff??

    Btw, that Cat Woman has had most of her surgery reversed. Can you believe it? And she looks half decent. How can you reverse that fuckeriness? I don't know...but it's been done. That surgeon is a miracle worker.

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  7. Ew ew ew! How do you FIND this stuff?! ;)

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  8. Gross pics! IDK what is going on in these people's minds! The only one I thought was remotely cute was the woman breastfeeding the fawn. But I'm just imagining the little buggar chomping down and giving an overenthusiastic TUG...

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  9. This is the most disturbing, hilarious thing ever!!! I loved how the lady just pulled out her other tit for bambi. Hey Bambi gotta eat too!!!
    Nails lady looks like the Crypt keeper, Umm do I even need to mention the crappy meat? Haha get it? Crap = Meat?? LOL(ok slow moment)!

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  10. whhhhuuuuuuuttt? geez, I'm glad I'm just fat! thanks for the reality check!

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  11. Hi Bonnie, I follow your blog and probably should post more...you are doing phenomenal!! congrats...
    I always look forward to your Monday post...I might have found one for you next Monday...

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/24/breast-milk-ice-cream_n_827850.html

    this is truly a WTFark!!!

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  12. I think the elf ears are cute.

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  13. You are a bitch. You talk about these people having no class.... The way your talking about these people makes you classless. Get a life.

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    1. thank you so much for your comment....what's your name again? oh yeah...anonymous....If you're going to call me a bitch, the lease you could do is tell me your name. This is a satire piece that was written forever you go....no one else has had an issue with it, and I've had over 100,000 visitors.....get over yourself

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