Monday, July 25, 2011

Mental Monday's

Welcome to my weekly blog installment called Mental Monday's. A day for me to bitch about something without putting it into my regular posts. You are warned. These posts I don't hold back, and sometimes involves a lot of swearing.

This week I am going to talk about "Messed Up Toys Made for Children"
One of my followers sent me a link of something she seen and thought it would be perfect for one of my posts, then I took that and ran with Chubby McGee!!!!

1. Breast Milk Baby: Yes people lets give our 6 year old daughters fake boobs stuffed in a halter bra so they can feed their dolls that have "real sucking action"....WHAT????  The company has already made $2 million since the doll was released four years ago in Spain, and now it's coming to North America. 

2. Pole Dancer: Batteries & Dollar Bills aren't included

3. Lower Back Tattoos: TOYS R US REALLY????......Is it necessary to sell "tramp stamps" to our little girls or God Forbid our sons if they ask.

4. Buzz Lightyear Sippy Cup: I don't recommend giving your child this as it looks like they are giving Buzz a Blow Job.....just sayin'

5. Harry Potter's Vibrating Broomstick: Hmmmmm let me see, give a child something they stick between their legs, ANDDDD it vibrates.....wish I had a toy like this when I was 13

WOW....What are people going to think of next

Have a great week everyone!!!!!!


  1. holy hell.....what the? I saw the nursing baby on tv the other day and I am straight up HELL NO on this one. I remember as a kid we would lift our shirt and stick our baby under there but this is sick....

    A pole freaking dancing doll....WTF. Holy shit! Where do you find this stuff woman. The buzz light year cup as soon as I find one I am getting one. Perfect for a night having a rum and diet coke with!

  2. For gods' sake.... How did those things make it from concept to production?

  3. I wonder who would buy some of these things for their kid?

  4. This needs to be a syndicated column. These products are too unbelievable. I bet that broomstick is going to go places...I can't even finish the thought. haha

  5. That broom made me laugh my ass off. I bet there are many a young lady thinking of HP in a whole new light!

  6. WOW, there is some weird stuff out there!!! Your commentary kills me. :)

  7. I can't ever have children. not only will they be complete vulgar little munters but with shit like this on the shelves they will grow up to be be filthy little hoes.

    I get a feeling we won't get those toys in NZ somehow?

  8. Oh my heavens @ those toys! The buzz light year cup is terrible. WOW don't people think before doing?


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