Welcome to my weekly blog installment called Mental Monday's. A day for me to bitch about something without putting it into my regular posts. You are warned. These posts I don't hold back, and sometimes involves a lot of swearing.
This week I am going to talk about "Messed Up Toys Made for Children"
One of my followers sent me a link of something she seen and thought it would be perfect for one of my posts, then I took that and ran with it....lol.....Thanks Chubby McGee!!!!
1. Breast Milk Baby: Yes people lets give our 6 year old daughters fake boobs stuffed in a halter bra so they can feed their dolls that have "real sucking action"....WHAT???? The company has already made $2 million since the doll was released four years ago in Spain, and now it's coming to North America.
2. Pole Dancer: Batteries & Dollar Bills aren't included
3. Lower Back Tattoos: TOYS R US REALLY????......Is it necessary to sell "tramp stamps" to our little girls or God Forbid our sons if they ask.
4. Buzz Lightyear Sippy Cup: I don't recommend giving your child this as it looks like they are giving Buzz a Blow Job.....just sayin'
5. Harry Potter's Vibrating Broomstick: Hmmmmm let me see, give a child something they stick between their legs, ANDDDD it vibrates.....wish I had a toy like this when I was 13
WOW....What are people going to think of next
Have a great week everyone!!!!!!
holy hell.....what the? I saw the nursing baby on tv the other day and I am straight up HELL NO on this one. I remember as a kid we would lift our shirt and stick our baby under there but this is sick....
ReplyDeleteA pole freaking dancing doll....WTF. Holy shit! Where do you find this stuff woman. The buzz light year cup as soon as I find one I am getting one. Perfect for a night having a rum and diet coke with friends...lol!
For gods' sake.... How did those things make it from concept to production?
ReplyDeleteI wonder who would buy some of these things for their kid?
ReplyDeleteThis needs to be a syndicated column. These products are too unbelievable. I bet that broomstick is going to go places...I can't even finish the thought. haha
ReplyDeleteThat broom made me laugh my ass off. I bet there are many a young lady thinking of HP in a whole new light!
ReplyDeleteWOW, there is some weird stuff out there!!! Your commentary kills me. :)
ReplyDeleteI can't ever have children. not only will they be complete vulgar little munters but with shit like this on the shelves they will grow up to be be filthy little hoes.
ReplyDeleteI get a feeling we won't get those toys in NZ somehow?
Oh my heavens @ those toys! The buzz light year cup is terrible. WOW don't people think before doing?
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